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Joke of the Day
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
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"Volkswagen should hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to deal with their emission scandal He's got experience with a Total Recall"
"What is a group of Pedophiles called? A conclave!"
"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the party? ""Namaste"""
"I was in bed with a blind girl last night... and she says ""wow your really well hung"" to which I respond ""you're pulling my leg"""
"Why does the ocean have water? Because the sky is *blue*"
"give a man a fish, and he'll just expect more free fish. teach a man to fish, and you can stick him with crippling fishing school debt"
"Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !"
"A couple of ladies asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with them. I said, ""No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would have dinner with my parents."""
"Could somebody please explain ""free range"" eggs? These chickens aren't even born yet. I'd kind of rather they be stationary."