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Joke of the Day

"Why are the ""sans"" family of fonts so serious? No one wants to be comic sans."

"I spend 90% of my time online waiting for password reset emails"

"My doctor asked if I drink to excess. I told him I'll drink to anything."

"So I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today.. I'm expecting a massive vowel movement."

"Very tired of the NSA reading my tweets and not retweeting them."

"Where do Jedi go to get inked? Tattooine."

"Why did the comedian go to the dog pound? To work on his put-downs."

"The New Yorker swims into a bar..."

"Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween? Because his skeleton was in the closet"

"How do you make a gay person angry? You tell him you've kidnapped his mother and that you want $5000 for her release, but when he comes just tell him it was a prank."