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Joke of the Day
"Where do Jedi go to get inked? Tattooine."
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"Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage? Because they are the wurst."
"Like my Great Grandmother always used to say,,,, Marry someone who will love you for your posts and not your profile picture.'"
"[Bank robbery] *Other robbers jump into getaway van* ""DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!"" ""Okie dokie."" * Starts to adjust mirrors*"
"Am I gay? Damn straight I am."
"A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods late at night. A pack of wolves bay in the distance. The little boy says ""I'm scared"". The clown says ""You're scared? I gotta walk back alone."""
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a while to get hard, I got laid last night."
"Did you hear about the logical skunk? It made sense."
"What anime do Mexicans watch? Boku no Pico de Gallo"
"The closest I've ever come to eating better is eating butter."