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Joke of the Day

"The New Yorker swims into a bar..."

"Act Like a Lady Think Like a Man Most importantly, talk in irrelevant cliches."

"How many of you guys experienced this? Damn! I don't have spare keys either."

"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?"

"The most epic stage name for a Chinese porn actor would be Mao ""The Dong"""

"*Walking with wife listening to Dust In The Wind* Me: This is our song. *A dude walks by listening to it* Me: That's OUR song! GIVE IT BACK!"

"Do you like yogurt? I bet I like it more than you. I'd put money on it. I'll come to your fucking house."

"How do you beat the Islanders? Give 'em a 3 goal lead"

"I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious."

"The 'S' should be silent in Scrapbooking."