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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween? Because his skeleton was in the closet"
Next Joke
"did you know they are planning a sequel to fifty shades of grey in which both leads are played by men? they are gonna call it fifty shades of gay"
"Ever read a classic novel that really moves you? I feel that way about cheesecake."
"I would make a 9/11 joke But that would just be plane wrong."
"There are two ways to keep a marriage happy and without quarrel But nobody knows them"
"Tonight's Golden Globes taught us that, no matter how much you spend on surgery, nobody looks good while sweaty."
"Void? Y E S F R I E N D Why are you laughing? A J O K E Tell me? W H Y D I D T H E M A N D I E A L O N E I don't get it Y O U W I L L"
"What do you call phrases that Jews often say? Judaisms."
"What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer"
"What did the tranny say to their surgeon ? Keep the change"