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Joke of the Day
"My doctor asked if I drink to excess. I told him I'll drink to anything."
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"Oh thank goodness, you posted another selfie. I almost forgot what you looked like since the selfie 5 minutes ago."
"""Age is just a number."" ""Yeah? Jail is just a room."""
"It's really hard to balance work, family, and not caring about anything."
"What is yellow and incapable of swimming? An excavator."
"I'm not racist I have a black president."
"Why did the Republican get a sunburn? Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise."
"Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ? Because there is no try."
"I have a magic dog... It's a labracadabrador."
"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? 0 - Nice belt. 8 - thank you :)"