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Joke of the Day
"Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer."
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"I was just told I'm someones BFF. Being the idiot I am, I had to google it. Backup-file Format is a euphemism for something hot right?"
"Why does Santa not have kids? Cause he only comes once a year."
"Guy Fieri's parents were two lyrics websites"
"My wife tells me my conspiracy theory obsession is getting out of control.. I wonder how much the government paid her to say that."
"What tribe is your bicep from?"
"What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs? A flap in the face."
"What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing? Lmao"
"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that."