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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing? Lmao"
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"Knock, knock. Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who? Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently."
"Someone with a thick Italian accent walks up to a man and says ""I really like europeanness."""
"France declared war on al Qaida yesterday. Thank God, for someone needed to teach the terrorists how to surrender."
"[class trip] I'm farmer Joe, this is my farm DO U HAVE COWS? Yes, it's a dairy farm DO U HAVE WHALES? Kid, why wouldn't we have whales?"
"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead. Credit goes to a Laffy Taffy wrapper from some years ago."
"I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork."
"Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!"
"I live 30 feet from my mother-in-law, Hell holds no surprises."
"What did Helen Keller's mom say would happen if she didn't stop fingering herself? She'd start talking dirty."