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Joke of the Day

"What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs? A flap in the face."

"What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !"

"What is the difference between Jamaicans and Jewish people? Their reaction when someone asks if they want to get baked."

"Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style? So they both can watch Nascar."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, but he has a 12 inch cock? Partially handicapped."

"She had silky hair and legs that went on for days. I was in bed with a horse."

"Can someone throw Kevin Bacon in the freezing Artic waters and give him hypothermia? I NEED this six degrees of Kevin Bacon joke."

"Why can't you tell when a Pterodactyl goes to the toilet Becuase the P is silent"

"When David shot Goliath, there was a giant thunderstorm. He was just slinging in the rain."

"why was the computer late to work? because it had a hard drive! (stole it from ellen, from her classic joke tuesday)"