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Joke of the Day

"I was just told I'm someones BFF. Being the idiot I am, I had to google it. Backup-file Format is a euphemism for something hot right?"

"Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?"

"We've all heard of Whistler's Mother.... But what about Whistler's Father? I guess you could say that he's out of the picture."

"Q: What's Mary short for? A: She's got no legs."

"It seems like I only have sex with girls in high heels... Probably because the ones in tennis shoes run too fast."

"I organized an orgasm denial convention. Nobody came."

"What is the difference between a church and a cult? Their Punch."

"Don't save a spot for someone who won't make an effort to stay."

"Why do skeletons not go to the disco? Because they got no body to dance with!"

"Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off? spit, sallow, and gargle."