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Joke of the Day

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge? One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)"

"A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. ""Oh I reckon about the same as short ones!"" the farmer answered."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay to have a lentil on my face!"

"If you buy orange juice with ""Some Pulp,"" it's time to pick a side."

"Why did the cow get a divorce? Because she couldn't take her husbands bullshit."

"What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron? Fawaffle!"

"Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in."

"What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work? Manuel labour."

"Honey, since I met you, I have never been able to love anyone else. Why don't we get a divorce?"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."