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Joke of the Day

"A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. ""Oh I reckon about the same as short ones!"" the farmer answered."

"INTERVIEWER: What did you like most about your last job? ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it."

"incredibly rude how everyones out with their dogs rubbing in the fact they have a dog"

"Two priests in a car... ... as a cop pulls them over. ""Sir, we are looking for two child molesters..."" The priests look at each other and after a short moment the driver says: ""Okay, we'll do it"""

"Where does honey come from? Beez nuts!"

"What does a sassy ghost say? Boo you whore"

"Did you hear about the dinner on the moon? Great food no atmosphere."

"I tried to read a book about illiteracy once Couldn't understand any of it"

"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning wood"

"I really hate being bipolar... ...it's great!"