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Joke of the Day

"A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. ""Oh I reckon about the same as short ones!"" the farmer answered."

"DON'T BREATHE! Studies show that 100% of humans that have died have inhaled oxygen at least once in their life."

"I peed on the floor in front of the beverages at a party Now there's no punchline."

"Two muffins cooking in a oven One says ""fuck it's hot in here"" the other says ""Holy shit, a talking muffin"""

"What is the perfect name for an Indian butler? Mahatma Coat"

"Low self esteem group meeting Please use the back door"

"Why did Tony the Tiger go to prison? RRRrrrrrrrrrrrape!"

"Teacher: You seem very well read have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm I've got red hair !"

"If you want to stop a bad habit... eat a cyanide capsule"

"What is jon snow's favourite slang? IDK"