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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in."

"Please just wear the strap-on. It was a gift from Grandma and she wants to see you in it, OK? Come ON church starts in like half an hour."

"What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer? 13 blackberries and 5 apples"

"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."

"If you come home n your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too."

"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."

"Joke of The Day A new Student came to the class. After telling the rest of the Children his name, the teacher asked, ""what does your Father do""? . . . . . . Student :"" Whatever Mom Says"""

"How did the king die? He had a bad heir day"

"There was a kidnapping at school! It's ok though, he woke up."

"A large amount of stormtroopers walk into a bar and orders drinks They all miss the free shots."