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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."
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"I refuse to participate in scavenger hunts because it's still murder to shoot people even if they were digging in dumpsters."
"That Indian food was tasteless, nothing special at all... It was quite daal."
"""Must you lick the knife?"" ""Sorry,force of habit"" I said ""Loads of people do it though, don't they?"" ""Yes, but not during surgery, Doctor"""
"What do you call a Chinese Pilot? A Pilot."
"A limerick for Guildford in Surrey At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry I had to act quick To cool down my dick So I stuck it into my McFlurry"
"My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one."
"Like my Uncle used to say, the best part of Twenty one year olds... ...is there's twenty of them."
"Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject? It's just average."
"Cannibals don't drink coffee. They have a cup of Joe instead."