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Joke of the Day
"Honey, since I met you, I have never been able to love anyone else. Why don't we get a divorce?"
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"""Two can play at that game"" -guy who's confused about solitaire."
"This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess."
"When Piaget studies children he becomes a well known name. When I study children I get escorted out of my local park."
"Did you hear about the lady who ate her dog? She said it tasted like bark."
"A son asks his old man... ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""Who told you? Was it your father?"""
"How does a train eat? They Chew-Chew."
"What do running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"
"What's the similarity between a mobile phone and a clitoris? Both turn on with the touch of a finger and every cunt's got one."
"Why won't the machines just take over already? I'm tired of doing stuff."