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Joke of the Day
"What idiot invented fire blankets? You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames."
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"Dont do phone sex Or you'll get hearing aids"
"Google is the #1 company in the world. How about them apples ?"
"Germanwings 'Knock Knock' joke. *Knock Knock* Who's there? *A Germanwings pilot* A Germanwings pilot who? **LUBITZ, LET ME IN GODDAMNIT, YOU'RE GONNA CRASH THE PLANE!!**"
"What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic? I forget"
"Imagine if trees gave off Wi-Fi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath."
"What is a horse being when it says mean thinga It's being neigh-gitive! Edit: Awesome. Screwed up the title"
"What's wrong with 5 Clinton supporters driving a Cadillac off of a cliff? The car holds 6. (It also works for Trump supporters- try it!)"
"What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole Brown Simpson at the Pearly gates? Heres your fucking sunglasses!"
"If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome... I would employ lots of woman whose sole job will be to call me handsome."