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Joke of the Day

"What did one slave-owning waffle say to the other slave-owning waffle? L'eggo my n'egro."

"Don't try to fix your computer the same day you quit drinking. You. Will. Relapse."

"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"

"My dad told me that the future was in my hands Didn't know that the future was 9 inches long"

"""What's funny?"" The microwave beeping as you walked backwards. ""Why's that funny?"" Because large objects beep going in reverse, Diane."

"What do you call two gay black guys? An Oreo cookie."

"Have you heard the joke about my penis? Nevermind, no one ever gets it."

"Why did the feminist get fired from Panera? Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich."

"I hate my job, but it pays for my alcohol, and I need the alcohol, because I hate my job."

"What do you call the guy who graduates last place in his medical class. Doctor"