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Joke of the Day
"My body is a temple Only because it hates Palestine"
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"Great pun joke It's difficult to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they always take things, literally."
"Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people."
"What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road? A wounded cheesie."
"Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth? her miscarriage"
"Why cant some one stay straight while playing hide n seek in IKEA?... ...cuz they'll have to come out of the closet at some point."
"My skis are like my parents They're drifting apart"
"A photon walks into a hotel The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"Maid of Honor speeches shouldn't end with, ""I'll see you all at her next one."" I know that now."
"I wish you were my big toe So I could bang you on my coffee table"