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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!"
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"Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!"
"Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list."
"The city of Chicago is no longer giving speeding tickets... Instead, to deter speeders, the are giving away Bears tickets."
"ME: Billions of bacteria live on and inside my body INTERVIEWER: I meant tell me about yourself job-wise"
"what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's"
"They say men think about sex every seven seconds. That's complete BS. We never stop thinking about sex."
"People say I have poor grammar I guess I'm just unarticulate"
"This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend ""Is it true that if you pull your finger out I'll sink?"""
"I tried to go to the brothel today but there was a sign on the door It said ""Beat it, we're closed."""