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Joke of the Day

"I bought a LazyBoy chair last year It's still in the package"

"A black father asks his son how his exam went But the visiting hours finished before he could answer."

"What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head? Ducks like a quack."

"What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing? An **UFO** - **U**nflushable **F**loating **O**bject"

"My nickname is Spaghetti Because I'm 20 inches and hot water makes me floppy."

"the human body is about 70% water but there is not one fish chillin inside of us smh dam humans wack as hell"

"Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving."

"When I draw a fish I always.... ... Draw it to scale"

"Number Bullying 1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his throat and shouts ""Stop boolean me!""."

"What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else? Their ""Senor""ity!"