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Joke of the Day

"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."

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"""911, what's your emergency?"" ""Hi. Long time listener, first time caller."" ""That's really funny."" ""Thank you. Anyways, I'm being stabbed."""
"What's your emergency? Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!"
"Batman: Introducing, the Robinmobile. Robin: I'm so excited! *curtain opens* Robin: Bruce, that's a car bed... Batman: You're welcome."
"Why do rappers repeat their names in their songs? So they dont forget it."
"On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a week."
"No longer bothered by my puns ... she's groan immune."
"What do you call a pig sneak attack? A Hambush."
"Croutons and cherry tomatoes are the natural enemies of the plastic fork."