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Joke of the Day
"Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!"
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"What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !"
"Castel Gandolfo?? What's the first rule for the ex-Pope after his divestment at Castel Gandolfo? ""You shall not MASS!!"""
"My band is so indie we don't even record together. You have to buy 4 separate cds and play them at the same time."
"Anybody else miss a time when if you REALLY wanted to show a pop idol you loved them, you assassinated them? (ATTN Bieber fans)"
"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."
"Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die."
"If you own a karate dojo and you don't make your employees answer the phone ""Hiiiiiiiiya"" You're doing it wrong"
"What did the surfer say to David Carradine? Hang tight"
"Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor? Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad."