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Joke of the Day
"Why do rappers repeat their names in their songs? So they dont forget it."
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"I need a career involving less interaction and more pizza. I've narrowed it down to: Pizza Farmer Pizza Hunter Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle"
"What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz? Lenght of chimney x wind speed"
"What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? You can sleep with a light on."
"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. ..."
"- Grandpa, you still have sex with grandma? - Yes, but oral, only. - What do you mean, only oral? - I say ""Fuck you!"" and she says - ""Fuck you, too!"""
"My friends dog just died, he told me he wanted another one just like him... ...why whould you want another dead dog?"
"Sir, there is a complaint filed against you. You called the prime minister a whore... OK. Who filed the complaint, prime minister or the whore?"
"What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down? The ambulance comes lights and sirens, ""WII-U WII-U WII-U"" I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._."
"'I like the smell of your meat' may not have been the best greeting to the hot waiter at the BBQ joint I picked for lunch."