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Joke of the Day
"Why do rappers repeat their names in their songs? So they dont forget it."
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"""Wow! Can you believe it's almost June already?!"" YES DEB, I AM WHOLLY MYSTIFIED BY THE NATURAL PROGRESSION OF TIME ON PLANET EARTH"
"Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read? Too many colons."
"TIL several states in the South banned calculus from schools in the 1950's. Apparently they opposed integration."
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"Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar? Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with."
"It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside..."