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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pig sneak attack? A Hambush."

"That deli has a reputation for sub-par hoagies, ...but the one I had was exactly average."

"Hey single ladies, you want a boyfriend? Easy! Learn to shut the fuck up and dramatically lower your standards!"

"I think that an XBox is the closest thing to a ""box"" that most gamers have ever seen. Clever branding Microsoft."

"Gay Dinosaur What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"

"What did the Nazi doctor tell his fully dilated patient.? Just one more putsch."

"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and pass a playground, some little boy catches the Priest eye, and he tells his friend, ""Man I'd like to fuck him."" Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""

"[Bookstore] Me: *hands over Tangled coloring book* Cashier: How old is your daughter? Me: [sweating nervously] Of course it is"

"How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb? 30 because that's peasants work."

"Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!"