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Joke of the Day

"Childhood obesity is on the rise and so is underage sex.. What I want to know is who's fucking all these fat kids."

"If I could have sex with any historical figure it would be Marie Antoinette. I hear she gives good head."

"What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple? Two Wongs don't make a white"

"Doctors have discovered a new strain of ebola in Israel They have appropriately named it Heebola."

"The star singer of Gangnam Style should invent his own style of fashion/furnishing... He could call it **PSY Chic** ..He *knows* you'd like it."

"What's the best things about Anti-Jokes? They have a large following!"

"By the power vested in me by this vintage merlot, I now pronounce us husband and wife. I may now kiss the bottle."

"purposely bought tall lace up boots so I'll never have to be anywhere on time again"

"when it snows are snowmen ever like holy shit it's my flesh"

"Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet? Crimea River"