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Joke of the Day

"I'm inventing a new holiday where you take back one gift you previously gave someone."

"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."

"I don't call it ""laziness."" I call it ""selective participation."""

"What is not the answer to this question? Not this."

"You heard of what happened to Robin Williams? You could say his jokes had him ""gasping"" for air."

"What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs"

"Who said the first million was the hardest? Was it hitler?"

"[family feud] Steve Harvey: Top 5 answers on the board, name a place you would plant evidence... Me: *buzzes first* EVIDENCE GARDEN"

"There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"Funny Lance Armstrong Joke I just heard that Lance Armstrong got his medals taken away from him for using drugs.. This is crazy because, when I do drugs.. I can't even find my bike."