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Joke of the Day
"Who has the largest pupils? A sumo instructor."
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"So I watched my first porno the other day... I'd have to say, damn I looked good."
"Where do poor meatballs live? The Spaghetto."
"Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing."
"I never feel more American than when Hulu makes me pick my ""advertising experience."""
"Just got my wife a matching bag and belt set for her birthday. Let's hope the vacuum cleaner works better now."
"Thesaurus Club First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club."
"The day Facebook adds an option that you can like that someone liked something, I quit the internet forever."
"Waitress at Olive Garden tells me to say ""when"" and starts grating cheese on my salad I say nothing Room fills with Parmesan No one survives"
"What do you call a black man who flies airplanes? A pilot, you fucking racist."