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Joke of the Day

"So I watched my first porno the other day... I'd have to say, damn I looked good."

"Was just told to take my labor day decorations down. I guess a giant inflatable woman giving birth in your front yard is tacky or something."

"Why did the farmer name his pig ""pork Chop"" Because 'Bacon' was already taken."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming? because he had no body to go with"

"Life is like a bag of jelly beans Everyone hates the black ones Edit: First time I've seen this tag! Woot Woot!"

"I want my money back, these suppositories taste like shit."

"[META] banned phrase suggestion Can we get an auto removal / deletion on any joke that has ""sorry"" at the end? Nothing kills a joke for me like having someone apologize for it."

"A day without sunshine is like, night."

"Which war was the hungriest? Viet-nom."

"She told me she was a vegan so I pretended I never met herbivore."