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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man who flies airplanes? A pilot, you fucking racist."
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"Hump day without humping is significantly less fun."
"I told my boyfriend I wanted to break up with him for very mature reasons... His dick was too small."
"So I recently came into a large sum of money... ...and then the cashier wouldn't accept it."
"Which part of the cabbage don't you eat? The wheelchair."
"INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes? ME: *calls interviewer 3 years later* That is correct."
"Excuse me, but do you need the Jaws of Life? Because damn girl, you're crushin' it"
"Did you hear about the shoe factory that was destroyed? They lost 500 souls!"
"What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy? A steel"
"If you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating... Because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."