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Joke of the Day
"Where do poor meatballs live? The Spaghetto."
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"Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. ""Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?"" Why doesn't she just answer me?"
"The worst part about crapping my pants at work was having to set the ACCIDENT FREE sign back to zero days in front of everybody."
"How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nein."
"[sifting through mail] baby shower invitation? Haha, um no thanks, Linda. I have a regular size shower that I can use whenever I want"
"Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city? He was running out of patients."
"Why won't Hillary ever pull out? She's never finished screwing people."
"What is faster than a black person with your TV ? His brother with your DVD player."
"A car full of catholic school children got in a terrible accident Nun survived."
"Do not squander your short time on earth acquiring worldly possessions. Instead, try to get laid a lot."