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Joke of the Day

"Thesaurus Club First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club."

"What's the difference between an egg and a redditor? An egg gets laid"

"If you meet a woman who says your name with the same passion she says pumpkin spice latte you should marry her immediately"

"How can you tell when a mechanic has had sex? When one of his fingers is clean."

"If online bullying has taught us anything. It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight."

"I had an amazing racist joke to tell... ...but a black guy stole it."

"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. There's a mile between each 's'."

"Please pray for the private school kid whose dad drops him off in a 3-year-old car."

"What has two legs and can't stand up? Half a cat"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? Pricks are on the outside of the porcupine."