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Joke of the Day

"Waitress at Olive Garden tells me to say ""when"" and starts grating cheese on my salad I say nothing Room fills with Parmesan No one survives"

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"""Opps"" is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency."
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"What do you call a shark with no friends? A lone shark"
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