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Joke of the Day

"3 jews walk into a bar..... named Gas Chamber."

"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that i have it."

"I knew I'do have to close the podiatry clinic I had opened in Paris. I smelled defeat."

"What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman? An empty playground"

"Comedy is suffering. I just saw on twitter someone posted ""When you've got a migraine so bad you can't see straight :c"" I've never heard of a migraine making heterosexuals invisible before."

"Having survived numerous mysterious strangers attempting to kill him as a child, Hitler swore revenge on a cruel world."

"My wife said she is leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock."

"""Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"" ""No. I got them all cut."""

"So NASA has bombed the moon... So, it seems the moon is hiding weapons of mass destruction too."

"I'm not racist but... Your hair looks gorgeous. ""How is that racist?"" I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican."