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Joke of the Day
"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."
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"Funny how you go in to get a face-lift to look younger but just end up looking like other women with face-lifts."
"A good friend doesn't just make you smile, they make you happy."
"Coffee With No Cream A guy walks into a coffee shop. Waitress: What can I get you? Guy: May I get a coffee with no cream? Waitress: Sorry, we just ran out of cream. How about a coffee with no milk?"
"Q: Ever heard of the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? A: It wooden run."
"Ripped a plug out of the wall by the cord. YOLO"
"What is Donald Trump's favourite music album? The Wall"
"Got an A on my paper... Time to write the rest of it"
"put ur hair in a man-bun. now put ur beard in a man-bun too. congratulations ur now a hamburger. be free, hamburger man."
"My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows He calls it a rarecrow"