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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the internet couple that broke up? They just didn't click together anymore."
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"A voice in the back of my head keeps telling me... That the doctor's fucked up my mouth surgery."
"Nothing makes me turn off my car and start leisurely tweeting faster than someone honking at me to pull out of a parking space."
"My cousin posted a meme in family group chat and my aunt said ""maybe this is the year you find a husband like the way you find good jokes"" "
"If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?"
"Saw a sign that said ""piso mojado"" and all I could think about was . . how that piso just came here to do the work Americans pisos don't want to do."
"New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show. Two and a half kilos."
"Duct Tape is a lot like The Force It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together."
"Can you believe they're still together after all that crap?!? (Who?) MY BUTTCHEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"***Abortion jokes are NOT FUNNY*** Cut it out!"