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Joke of the Day
"Why can't 2 Asians have a white baby 2 wongs don't make a white"
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"[god making cheetahs] Let's just squish a giraffe and give it whiskers"
"Miss piggy Did u know that when she counts Miss Piggy never gets to 70? She gets to 69 and end up with a frog in her throat"
"Thank you for teaching me the meaning of the word ""much."" It means a lot."
"I know lawyers aren't people. They stand in court all day and say ""I object"""
"When I stay at a man's house that I want to see again I always ""accidentally"" lose something there, like my phone, my sweater, or my dignity."
"What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists? Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store."
"Why do black people have white palms? (NSFW) Because everybody needs a little good in them. *Found in my Spanish text book in 6th grade... kids man"
"Swans mate for life...in case you were wondering what made them so mean."
"I've got no beef with white wine."