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Joke of the Day

"Your mother reminds me of Eminem... She only worth fiddy cent."

"My fellow Canadians, Complain about the heat just *once* and it will get taken away from us. Don't be the reason we can't have nice things"

"I was dropped on my head as a baby but not as hard as the pound just dropped."

"Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!"

"I was the top student at Ninja school, but I failed because they kept marking me absent."

"Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said ""Look at that dog with one eye!"" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes ""Where?"""

"Surprise your coworkers by hiding in the utility closet until you're dead."

"I hate when I'm trying to sleep at night But my ADHD's all like: One Sheep... Two Sheep... Cow... Chicken... Turtle... Ol' McDonald had a farm... Hey Macarena!!!"

"What sort of shoes to ninjas wear? Sneakers."

"Hitler arrives at the Pearly Gates... ...and says to St Peter, ""Sorry about the whole Jew thing."" St Peter replies, ""You did your best."""