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Joke of the Day

"Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either"

"The most I've ever paid for sex.., Is through marriage"

"Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?"

"The Iron Chef judge who said flavors ""explode"" in her mouth is so inconsiderate. Now I can't hear the show over my own adolescent giggling."

"How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months."

"My girlfriend is like /r/Jokes She tries to tell me that she hasn't cheated on me, but I've already heard that one."

"So I told my girlfriend that she'd look better with her hair back... Which apparently is a very rude thing to say to a cancer patient."

"I handle stress the way cats bathe in water."

"The only reason I've been going out with this guy all summer is because I have no idea how to operate my gas grill."

"Why is pound cake called pound cake? Because it pounds your anus!"