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Joke of the Day

"Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck."

"Capitalization... Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"Spain now have the messiest prisons in the world. No messing."

"Why was the football stadium so cold? Because of all the fans."

"funny how people who earn philosophy degrees probably at some point ask themselves ""why did i do this"""

"Pork is awesome, but it's best when used as a verb."

"Need a joke to tell my Public Speaking class this Monday.. Can be as crude as you want, but no racist or sexist jokes."

"When Dealing with Penises, Some are Born Great, and some have Greatness Thrust inside them"

"What shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers!"