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Joke of the Day

"After sex, a lot of people like to smoke a cigarette. As a gay man, me and my boyfriend smoke weed after sex. After all, in the bible it says ""if a man lies with another man, he should be stoned."""

"Why does Edward never leave Russia? He's always Snowden."

"So the current Prime Minister of the UK just blocked compulsory sex education in schools.. I guess he doesn't want children to be able to identify a cunt."

"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging freely. It's the woman that make it hard."

"How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions? With erections."

"Shout-out to everyone who is struggling with establishing their identity. You know who you are."

"Eight glasses of water a day? Nope. I do a minimum of sixteen. Keeps you looking young. Take me for example. I was born in 1926."

"A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color but it proved to be merely a pigment of his imagination."

"Did you hear about the guy who swam the English Channel with no arms or legs? They call him... *'clever dick!'*"

"Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere."