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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land? You Sioux them."

"Bjork is my favourite singer-songwriter/IKEA side table."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands."

"How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped"

"Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies? By the time they said ""I'm not that kind of girl"" they were."

"Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"[GF comes home to find our son alone] Where are you? I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: [soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice] I AM"

"Have you heard about Polish Roulette? It's played exactly the same way as Russian Roulette, except with a semi-automatic pistol."

"A decrease in popularity I think a great decrease of the popularity of the song ""It's Raining Men"" was caused by 9/11."

"FUN GAME: when someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say ""Like the murderer?!"""