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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about Polish Roulette? It's played exactly the same way as Russian Roulette, except with a semi-automatic pistol."

"What do Americans call the summer holidays? Ceasefire"

"What's the difference between a Brit and an American? The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking."

"Joke about the word joke There has to be one, there's a joke about everything, but I just can't find it, do any of you know a good joke or pun about the word joke?"

"My friends always at the gym, so I invited him to a social even for a change. He responds, ""Can't come, they don't allow guns in there. I would have to cut off both my arms"""

"Q: What do massage therapists eat for dinner? A: Spa-ghetti."

"Know the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish."

"I saw a magician driving through my neighborhood, and then he turned into a driveway."

"Just bought lean chicken breasts instead of hot wings for supper because I'm a stupid fucking mature adult."

"Dating tip: Photoshop yourself into some of her selfies. Women love guys who are good with computers."