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Joke of the Day

"A decrease in popularity I think a great decrease of the popularity of the song ""It's Raining Men"" was caused by 9/11."

"I cry at the end of sandwiches."

"If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back."

"How do I like eggs? Ummm...in a cake!"

"Who is your favorite X-Man? Mine is Bruce Jenner"

"What do you call a black guy in a museum? Antique farm equipment"

"texas humor sign inside a bar in texas reads: ""we like our beer like we like our violence, domestic."""

"What was the Feminist's least favorite subject? Trigger-nometry."

"How do attractive men pay for things? They handsome money to the cashier"

"Can you ""pray away"" asparagus pee?"