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Joke of the Day
"Bjork is my favourite singer-songwriter/IKEA side table."
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"(sure hope reddit doesn't hate racist jokes) What's the difference between a Jew and a dollar? I'd miss six million dollars!"
"What's the difference between God and Bono?? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono!!"
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"Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes that was one of his most striking achievements."
"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."
"Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?"
"What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you."