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Joke of the Day

"How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped"

"What did the Third Reich say when they fired Hitler? ""You're ladolf."""

"I lost a Scrabble game today when my opponent played the word ""Clitoris"". I was amazed at how fast he found it."

"Why do they call it ""Ben Folds Five""? Because he folds five penises and puts them into little drawers!"

"I'm an expert at killing flies I'm a member of the SWAT team"

"Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking? Because it's on the house."

"I went for a run. I was out 2 minutes before I had to return because I forgot something... ...I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes"

"9/10 people are retarded I'm glad I'm a part of the 1%."

"What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail."

"My 4yo just came into the living room, crying, ""I don't want Santa to see me when I poo."""