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Joke of the Day

"Lindsey Lohan is going to be charged with a felony tomorrow. In other news, restaurants serve food."

"Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek"

"Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus."

"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House? All right, all right, all right.."

"I'm never tired. They call me Ironman"

"""Brace yourself."" -lazy orthodontist"

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby? At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up."

"You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It's like buying a bicycle"

"You know what's weird? I've never seen any femail boxes."

"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it."