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Joke of the Day

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands."

"Give a dad a fish and save him a trip to Costco. Teach a dad to fish and you can throw wild parties while he's away on fishing weekends."

"What did the grape say when she let her kids play in the sun to long? I hate raisin kids!"

"If Kim and Kanye name their next kid North West again, we can comfortably refer to the two as One Direction."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?"

"I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander He told me a long story about how he uses it for mixing, but it doesn't hold water."

"Did you know this about Jared from Subway? He lost 250 pounds eating their sandwiches."

"According to my khaki shorts, I need to give a couple more shakes after peeing."

"What's a Pirates favorite letter? You would think its R, but but it's really the C!"

"""I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!"" ~ a bi-polar bear"