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Joke of the Day

"Clitorusaurus: A dinosaur never discovered by man"

"Roses are red Violets are blue There is one less gorilla In the cincinatti zoo"

"What's the same as an ocean rabbit? A C-hair!"

"I hit the snooze button so many times this morning I think we might be engaged now"

"True false tests Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests? It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign."

"What's the difference between the Hillary Clinton and a piece of fruit? The fruit can only get so rotten."

"Nick Cave is not on Tinder because he's the Grindr man."

"What do a Russian pimp call his prostitute? Slobberonmadickyabitch"

"Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.."

"Knock Knock / Who's There? / Benghazi / Benghazi who? I knew you'd forget about me if Trump won."