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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock / Who's There? / Benghazi / Benghazi who? I knew you'd forget about me if Trump won."
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"Duck Sausage Would you call Cajun sausage made from animated young ducks Huey Louie Andouille?"
"A hipster has just died Welcome to heaven, says god. The hipster turns back : no way, I'm going to hell before it's cool"
"What do ghosts get arrested for? Possession."
"Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets? Felons can't buy guns"
"How often does jet fuel melt steel beams? 9/11"
"I wonder if Einstein thought of his theory of general relativity... in New York's Time Squared..."
"Why is Darth Vader black? Because he left his son."
"What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine? Do we have any papal towels?"