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Joke of the Day

"What's the same as an ocean rabbit? A C-hair!"

"What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box? Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me."

"Being popular on twitter is like being the keynote speaker at a Dementia Convention. No one remembers you the next day."

"During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information."

"The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating before it was cool."

"If I were a Greek philosopher, my name would be Mediocrites."

"How in the hell do people spell your name wrong on facebook when it's right in front of them?!"

"I bought a fleshlight Because fuck it."

"What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin"