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Joke of the Day
"Nick Cave is not on Tinder because he's the Grindr man."
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"Wordpress Is Shutting Down? http://www.everydayfails.com/articles/wordpress-is-shutting-down/"
"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""
"H: I think we should see other people. Me: Do I have to? I don't even really want to see you."
"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"""
"Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf"
"Don't judge Charlie Sheen until you've snorted a mile in his coke."
"Accidentally just told a girl that ""she has a nice head"" because I appearently have the flirting skills of a serial killer"
"Jehovah's Witness I was just wondering...........if a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to heaven and knocks on heaven's door..... does Saint Peter answer the door or does he hide like the rest of us???"
"A dad in Alabama says to his son... ""We entered this world from the same birth canal."""