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Joke of the Day

"Nick Cave is not on Tinder because he's the Grindr man."

"Keep on Trying by Percy Vere"

"by far the worst part of becoming an adult is realizing that at no point do you simply obtain all the answers. you just fucking guess."

"I tried to upload the Brazil vs Germany game to pornhub... But they removed it for rape"

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! *drops mic*"

"*strips off clothes, stands on desolate highway holding sign saying ""Last Naked Guy For 75 Miles"""

"My girlfriend is ambidextrose she can polish off a box of chocolates with either hand."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and re-sell it."

"Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages?"

"What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant."